It hasn’t taken long for me to feel at ease and completely accustomed to my French voiture; including haphazard driving, irregular parking and a general acceptance for chaotic conditions. So in my newly acquired French driving indifference, I have come to learn, accept and appreciate that I can, should and will park just about anywhere I so desire… Well with arrogance comes life lessons, some heeded and others repeated! In my case, my superiority French driving identity led me to park on the same sidewalk numerous times without fault or fine. Until….after being jinxed and told I was breaking established driving laws based on my parking spot selections; I became the unhappy recipient of a parking ticket! And not a basic €11 fine, but a whopping €35!!! You could imagine my surprise when I rounded the corner to the little side street and saw the bright white ticket billowing beneath the wiper blade L I should mention however, that when I parked atop the curbed sidewalk, I was not the only car in violation of restricting a pedestrian walkway; but I was the last one left on the sidewalk the following morning… oops!
After decoding the payment instructions, I could either write a cheque, buy a timbre amende or dispute the felony. No internet payment options or direct exchange of guilt and cash at a ticket office exists. So I bought a timbre amende from the bureau de Tabac, and licked the expensive €35 stamp, affixed it to the ticket, and slipped it into the mailbox as my admission of ownership of the offence.
I am proud to admit that since then I have been careful about my parking habits and have refrained from parking atop sidewalks and curbs, and I have regressed to proper parking… however, I am sure that I will slowly revert to my old ways when the parking gets tough and it is raining, or it is late, or I am tired…
Since I am admitting my driving faults it is fair to share that after 7 months of not driving, I lasted approximately one month of relatively calm demeanoured driving, before slipping back into my habitual aggressive defensive driving. I guess some things never change! But in my defence, it is France, and if you want to avoid being honked at, yelled at or nearly rear-ended, you best be driving with absolute purpose, determination and gusto; no Sunday drivers allowed!